CROOK: I ain't talkin'. COP #1: Oh, you'll talk. You're going under the lamp with Officer Sasquatch. CROOK: Yeah? He don't sound so tough. COP #1: First off, it's a "she," and Officer Sasquatch will rip your arms fight off if you don't sing like a canary. She's a cop who doesn't play by the rules. A loose cannon. But, dammit, she gets the job - COP #2: Sir, Officer Sasquatch isn't here. COP #1: Where is she? COP #2: Broke into another butcher shop. COP #1: Oh, Sassy. Always thinkin' with your stomach. EVERYONE: A HA HA HA! CROOK: Did you say rip my arms off? NOTE: Added pics of "Flapper Kim" with Khloe at the Pur Halloween bash. It's the one day out of the year Kim can wear a girdle without criticism - until it snaps and kills an innocent bystander. True story.
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