I was tempted to leave these pictures out of context and just let you think Jessica Simpson had turned into a homeless wino, but I figured you guys are way too smart and good looking to have fallen for that. Strong too. I’ve seen you at the gym. What do you bench, like 300 pounds? Nice.
NOTE: Oh, right, the pictures. They’re from the set of Major Movie Star which, judging from the pictures, will win at least three Academy Awards. Four, if they’re willing to give Jessica Simpson two for her acting.
Photos: Splash
Original post by Jagger
