Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Hey, remember Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Me neither, but apparently they had some sort of kid yesterday, according to People:

The actress's rep says: "Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl."
The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles. No other details were immediately available. Garner and Affleck, both 36, are also parents to daughter Violet, 3.

Since I'm devilishly handsome, I happen to have the name of Jennifer and Ben's new baby girl right here. It's "God, I Wish You Were a Viable Acting Career Instead of a Baby Elizabeth Affleck." Now that's adorable. Congratulations, you crazy kids.