http://redhotscandals.com Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:30:00 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Kim Kardashian went jewelry shopping yesterday, and she has definitely moved past simple butt padding by going straight to shoving a sawed in half globe down her ass. Jesus. That's not even hot unless I was a perverted cartographer. Which I'm not anymore ever since they kicked me off the ... http://redhotscandals.com/kim-kardashians-ass-is-starting-to-get-ridiculous/ Brooke Hogan really hates her mom. A months-old legal document leaked today that alleges Hulk was physically and verbally abusive to his wife Linda. Brooke signed the statement, but now regrets doing so after she "learned all the facts." She says her mother pressured into signing the agreement, according to ... http://redhotscandals.com/brooke-hogan-apologizes-for-signing-affidavit-alleging-hulk-abused-her-mother/ Angelina Jolie wasn't knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt's penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports: "They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source ... http://redhotscandals.com/angelina-jolie-brad-pitt-didnt-make-their-babies-the-all-natural-way-lame/ We're very aware of the popup problem and we're doing our best to figure out where the hell they're coming from. We've got a set of detectives sleuthing around so hopefully we'll get this figured out soon. Trust us, nobody hates popups more than we do. If we wanted to ... http://redhotscandals.com/popups-make-me-want-to-cry/ Tony Romo is apparently the driving force behind Jessica Simpson's already failed attempt to crossover to country music. While what small semblance of a music career she has left is being drowned in "twang," Tony also wants to see his lady pack on the pounds, according to OK! Magazine: Tony is ... http://redhotscandals.com/tony-romo-wants-jessica-simpson-to-be-a-fat-country-singer/ Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her private journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo's ... http://redhotscandals.com/anne-hathaways-private-journals-confiscated-in-fbi-raid/ Christian Bale's sister reportedly asked him for £100,000 (roughly $200,000) to help support her children. When he said "No," she decided to make some remarks about his wife causing a confrontation that, according to The Sun, did include "pushing and shoving": Legal sources told The Sun the women said sister Sharon ... http://redhotscandals.com/christian-bales-sister-asked-him-for-200000-the-night-of-the-assault/ Sienna Miller was basically labeled a homewrecker after topless photos of her on vacation with Balthazar Getty emerged. It also didn't help that Balthazar waited a week to announce he was separated from his wife at the time. So, Sienna is looking to cash in on the situation by suing ... http://redhotscandals.com/sienna-miller-suing-uk-papers-over-topless-photos/ Lauren Conrad's neighbors would like to see her and Audrina Patridge relocate sooner rather than later. Preferably somewhere where bombs are tested. Production for The Hills is making life goddamn ridiculous for people on the girls' street. Radar Online has the details: On the never ending light show: The neighbor continued, saying, ... http://redhotscandals.com/lauren-conrad-is-a-shitty-neighbor/ These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the death anyone that ... http://redhotscandals.com/sophie-monk-in-a-bikini/