David Spade, who somehow dated Heather Locklear in 2006 (Damn his hobbit magic!), texted her shortly after her recent DUI arrest to lend his support, according to People:
"I think things get blown out a lot of proportion," said Spade. "She's always solid and always a great person. And I think people understand she's in a tough situation and she does her best."That's nice. Because right after you get arrested for DUI you want to be reminded you dated David Spade. Jesus, while you're at it, you might as well call her fat then insult her cooking.
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