Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Apr 10

Paris Hilton BFF search not the greatest

If you can believe it, reality tv has now gotten so lame that there is now a new MTV reality show in the works where contestants are competing to be Paris’ new best friend. Auditions were recently held in New York where the turnout was surprisingly less than stellar. Who knew that America wasn’t chomping at the bit to hang arm in arm with america’s plastic personality sweetheart?

OK! Magazine reports:

But the scene outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week didn’t exactly resemble the thousands of hopefuls you’d see lined up for a shot of American Idol or So You Think You Can Dance. Actually, it didn’t even resemble a half-price latte sale at your local Starbucks.
“There were less than 40 people there,” one audition insider tells OK!.

Photos: Getty Images

Mar 31

Paris Hilton eats it in Prague

Paris Hilton busted up her chin over the weekend as she was leaving a music store in Prague. She was fleeing the paparazzi when she tripped over a step and landed face first into the ground. Being the heroic knight that he is, Paris’ boyfriend Benji Madden failed to help Paris to her feet and instead stepped over her. Although after realizing she was actually hurt, he did eventually turn back around to help her. Which I guess is actually pretty impressive, because if I saw Paris Hilton lying face first on the floor I’m pretty sure my first instinct would be to kick her. Well that, or bring both my hands to my face in shock that she wasn’t naked and covered in used condoms. Haha, just kidding. Paris Hilton? Condoms? It’s like I’m writing a fantasy novel.

A video of Benji pleading with the paparazzi to leave Paris alone after the jump.

Photos: The Daily Mail

Mar 28

Paris Hilton attempting to belly dance: FAIL

Paris Hilton was apparently asked to help judge the Miss Turkey contest yesterday. One of the contestants brought Paris onstage to do some belly dancing and it would’ve been entertaining if Paris didn’t try to pull off her club dance moves on a well-lit stage. Have you ever been to the bar sober and watched chicks dance? It’s literally that awkward. I’ve seen sexier moves from a paraplegic wombat.

Jul 2

Paris Hilton hits the beach in her bikini