Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Lindsay Lohan brought her cans to Cannes (Ha! Get it? I'm retarded.) along with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson. The two are rumored to be a couple and apparently were caught kissing on P. Diddy's yacht. But it was more the "Aww, they're so happy together" lesbian kiss than the "WOO-HOO! BUST OUT THE PUDDING!" lesbian kiss. I'm saddened in the pants. The Sun reports:

The snaps - taken at P DIDDY'S exclusive yacht party - will certainly add fuel to the fire of Internet bloggers who claim the pair are lesbian lovers. In one shot Lindsay nuzzles the DJ’s neck, while in another they’re holding hands leaving at 5.30am. A fellow guest said: “They looked like proper lovebirds. And they didn’t care who saw them draped over each other. If they are together then it’s a nice vision of their love.”

I gotta admit; Lindsay is looking banging in these photos. While, on the other end of the spectrum, Samantha Ronson continues to look like Freddy Krueger's lesbian kid sister. Frankly, I don't know which one is more frightening: Freddy has claws on his hands and can kill you in your sleep. But Samanta makes big-breasted girls hate the penis - Yikes! *crawls under desk* Mommy.

Celebrity Babylon

Lindsay Lohan was in Palm Springs for the Coachella Music Festival over the weekend and attended the Fashion Loves Music Party on April 29. She arrived all done up, but within half an hour she had ripped off her top and was dancing around in her bra. Additionally, Paris Hilton and Kelly Osbourne were at the party, and when Kelly called police to look for her missing purse they found cocaine in one of the VIP restrooms. I know. It’s so shocking, right? If you could see me right now you’d see my jaw on the floor and an exclamation mark over my head. And eyes so dreamy you’d get lost in them forever.

One more of Lindsay Lohan partying in her bra after the jump.

 Original post by Jagger