Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Tony Romo apparently believes the rumors that Jessica Simpson distracted him and decided the two should “just be friends,” according to NY Daily News:

A few days after the Giants bounced the Cowboys from the playoffs, Romo called the “Dukes of Hazzard” star to tell her their romance was over.
“He said he thought it was better if they went back to being friends,” a pal of hers said.

Poor Jessica Simpson. I guess she’s on the rebound and is probably through with professional athletes. Well, she’s in luck. I’m also single and don’t professionally play any sports. Though I am a champion at Nude Photo Hunt at the bar. And by champion I mean I drunkenly make out with the machine until the bouncer hits me with a cue stick. It’s sort of my calling in life and, as long as Jessica respects that, I can see a future for us.

Original post by Eddie

Keeping with the latest trend of celebrities blogging and/or procreating, John Mayer went the blogging route (intercourse wasn’t even an option) and defended Jessica Simpson who’s not a favorite in Dallas right now after the Cowboys lost the playoffs:

Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,

This isn’t a sports blog, and it isn’t a publicity stunt. (but have at me if it feels right.)
This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind.
I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.
All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)
I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

JM

Actually John Mayer has everything to gain. The guy was caught hitting on Ricki Lake who then publicly dissed his game with the ladies. So, really, John Mayer has nowhere to go but up. I heard a girl said “Hi” to him on the street the other day. John Mayer ran home with tears of joys in his eyes and called his sister. When he told her the good news, she said, “Johnny, I know. I was the one who said ‘Hi’ remember? You spent 30 minutes yelling at me to stop covering my face with a stray cat. Wait, how’d you get this number?”

Original post by Eddie

When Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys lost on Sunday, fans blamed Tony’s trip to Mexico with girlfriend Jessica Simpson. Apparently nobody would’ve known about the trip, but somebody tipped off photographers who scored shots of Tony poolside in Cabo with Jessica. Her dad Joe Simpson might be the one to blame, according to NY Daily News:

“Joe is well-known for his deals with the paparazzi, where the family gets a cut from the sales of the photographs,” says an insider.

That Joe Simpson cracks me up. But, seriously, what did you do with the bikini pics of Jessica in Cabo, Joe? I know you have them. They belong in a museum. What do you mean my bedroom’s not a museum? I wrote “Hall of Boobies” on the wall in permanent marker. Permanent, Joe. Yeah, I thought you’d see things my way. Is that a jetpack? Wait, NO! Crafty sonofa- I’ll get you next time, Simpson. Next time.

Original post by Eddie

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is catching a lot of heat for his trip to Mexico with Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the division playoffs and fans are blaming Tony’s bye-week get-away, according to the Dallas Morning News:

A lot of people thought Tony Romo made a mistake by taking off for Mexico with Jessica Simpson on the club’s off weekend. He had a chance to prove them wrong by delivering a typical Pro Bowl Romo performance Sunday.
It didn’t happen.

I’m sure you can probably get away with anything right now in Dallas by blaming Jessica Simpson. You could rob a bank and when the cops catch you outside you just sort of shrug and say “Jessica Simpson made me do it.” Then everybody has a big laugh and some of the SWAT team guys ask if you want to go grab a beer. “Not so fast,” says the mayor. “First, this man- no, hero deserves the keys to the cities.”

Original post by Eddie

Jessica Simpson isn’t the box-office draw you’d expect a hot chick with a creamy stupid center to be. Her latest film Blonde Ambition was headed straight for DVD until the producers decided to show the film in Jessica’s home state of Texas. It not only bombed but set the stage for the rest of her film releases, according to Page Six:

The turkey took in just $1,322 on its opening weekend in eight Texas theaters. Jessica’s next picture, “Major Movie Star,” with Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg, is also heading straight to DVD.

I did the math on this one and it’s bad. Assuming movie tickets are $10, roughly 16 people saw this movie at each theater over a three day span. If this isn’t a giant sign that says “Jessica Simpson, it’s time for porn” then I don’t know what is. I mean, besides that billboard I built outside her bedroom window that says “Jessica Simpson, it’s time for porn.” Her dad was a big help though, so I can’t take all the credit.

Original post by Eddie

Dallas Cowboy Terrell Owens had some words for Jessica Simpson yesterday. Dallas fans believe Jessica distracted her new boyfriend quarterback Tony Romo causing the Cowboys to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles. The Associated Press reports:

Asked Wednesday about the Simpson scenario, Owens playfully chimed in: “Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium.”

Tony Romo’s previous worst game happened a year ago when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the stands:

“With everything that has happened, obviously the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she’s kind of taken his focus away,” Owens said, echoing the chatter on sports-talk radio and blogs. “Other than that, she was hot on my list until last week.

I think it’s cute Jessica Simpson got to see a real live football game. Of course the people next to her probably didn’t share my sentiment. She kept pressing her chest against the glass of her box seats and screaming “Hey, Tony! Are you the blue ones? I forgot already!” But I don’t see how that’d be distracting. In fact, that’s how I prefer to play football. If only the NFL weren’t frighten, yet silently aroused, by my natural talent on the field. I’m like Joe Namath but sexier and on Mexican steroids. Sexy Mexican steroids.

Original post by Eddie