Jul 2
 
Lynne Spears told People Magazine that everything is going to be fine with her daughter, Britney. Lynne said this after Britney delivered some sort of legal letter to her last week. The letter reportedly asked Lynne to stay away from her kids. So basically, Britney hates her mom.
 
Lynne said, "Everything is going to be fine. I've got a strong family, and everything is going to be fine."
 
Britney is singing a different tune. She said this about her mom, "I'm praying for her right now. [I hope] she gets all the help she needs."
 
What help? I need some details! I bet Britney is trying to turn the tables and make her mother look like the one with the problem. Clearly Britney has straight-up lost her mind.
 
She has a new wig though! ACK! I actually miss that old rat's nest! This is like "back to school" hair and it's not hot. Maybe on a 14-year-old.
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 1
 
Britney Spears may be putting another life in danger! She was spotted checking out a tiny, tiny chihuahua at a pet store in Malibu. You can see the look of fear in it's eyes. It knows the end is coming and it's trying to make peace with that. She's totally gonna roll that ho in flour and fry him up. Poor bitch. I mean the dog. 
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jun 30
 
Britney Spears partied again last night at Les Deux following  the intense meeting with her mothere where she handed Lynn a letter demanding that she stay away from SPF and JJ. The Mother of the Year brought her only friend, Allie, out once again, but this time was a little more shy in black sunglasses. 
 
She really chooses her clothes out of a dirty hamper. And those boots! This bitch is a millionaire and she still wears glasses bought from a kiosk on Hollywood Blvd. Ugh, that lollipop has more dignity than she does! 
 
 
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jun 29
 
Britney Spears now believes that she never had a drug or alcohol problem and believe she was thrown into rehab, so that the people around her could gain control. She's already fired her ex-manager, Larry Rudlph, and she's in the process of getting back at her mother, Lynne Spears.
 
TMZ reports:
 
After leaving Promises, as paparazzi waited for the golden shot of Britney drinking again, she began getting angry that she was at a rehab facility in the first place. Britney and her assistant, Allie Sims, called Promises multiple times, asking for a copy of the report showing that she tested dirty for drugs and/or alcohol when she checked in.

We're told it took several days to get an answer. Only two reports were sent to Britney's rep, both showing no drug or alcohol use whatsoever. Most shocking, the first reported was dated March 7, 15 days after Britney checked in.

Sources say one of Britney's reps then called the facility and asked for any evidence of a dirty test, but she was told there was nothing in the file. The question — if the first test was taken more than two weeks after Britney checked in, how could they treat her if they didn't know the problem?

Britney fired Rudolph and has now drawn a line in the sand with her mom. As for Federline, we're told he's threatened to go to court and question Britney's fitness as a mom every time there's a disagreement. Spears, who is extremely protective, does not want to expose her kids to a public battle, so she's caved on many of his demands.

 
Oh lord! Does Britney have any hair to shave off, because if she does she'll do it. Ugh, this girl is soooo going to lose it again! I normally wouldn't say this, but girl needs Jesus in her life. Get that girl Jesus now! She needs a one-on-one with Jesus or something. If Jesus isn't available get Buddha! She needs something spirtiual, because she's about to dive into the deep end.
 
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Original post by Michael K

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Jun 28
 
Britney Spears was spotted on the set of her sister's TV show to deliver some sort of legal papers to their mother, Lynn Spears. It has been rumored that Britney wanted to file a restraining order against her mother to keep her away from SPF and JJ. Brit is apparently still pissed off at her mother for helping to put her into rehab.
 
Isn't some kind of official server supposed to do that? And why the hell did she show her thighs while delivering legal papers? Ain't nobody going to take her seriously with that cottage cheese flopping out. Wear a business suit next time Brit.
 
Red Bull and pork rinds have really rotted her brains. Filing a restraining order against your mother, because she tried to help you out? Hopefully it's not a restraining order and it's an order from the court asking Lynn to help her daughter out in the wardrobe department. Bitch needs that more than anything! 
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jun 28
 
Britney Spears will not be joining Cyndi Lauper and Debbie Harry onstage this Sunday in Los Angeles as has been previously reported. A rep for the tour said that they put out an offer to Brit to join the tour in Las Vegas, but they haven't heard from her. Britney reportedly was skeptical about performing live.
 
A source close to her said, "Britney said she would only dance or lip-sync - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."
 
Maybe she backed out, because homegirl is knocked up. Look at that belly! She's probably knocked up by a cheeto. You know she's put that in there. Ewww. 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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