Jul 10
 
A New Orleans radio station said they had Britney Spears' new single in hand and would play it yesterday at noon. This never happened. The single is reportedly called "Get Back" and was supposed to re-launch Britney as the Princess of Poop…I mean Pop.
 
Someone sent me a clip of a single called "Resist Me Now." It's supposed to be on Britney's album. The quality is kind of shitty, but I'm told it is her new song.
 
Click here to hear it
 
Eff a new single, I want a new reality show. Britney needs to come back to the reality world STAT! I want to see what her crazy ass is like day to day. She probably says the most prolific thing.
 
Above is Britney on her way tot he shower. No, not really, but she looks like she could use a good one.  
 
Thanks L
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 6
 
Britney Spears' mysterious Geico caveman has been identified. He's her bodyguard. The same bodyguard that saved SPF's life when she almost dropped his ass in NYC. Besides according to The National Enquirer Britney already has a man.
 
They have an exclusive interview with that dude she met in rehab. She was linked to real estate investor John Sundahl a couple of months ago and now he claims they are still dating. 
 
He said that Britney recently helped him out when he had bowel surgery. NASTY! He has a shitty ass! He said, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "
 
More like she made you unconscious with her singing. He went on to say, "I love being around her. She's a sweet, caring girl and a good mom."
 
Good mom?! Are we talking about the same Britney Spears?
 
He also said that KFed's attorney subpoenaed him to testify in their divorce battle.
 
I say he's full of shit. No, he literally is. I mean he had bowel surgery!  
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 5
 
Britney Spears already wrote a letter to x17 apologizing over the "umbrella incident" and she decided to update her website with basically the same reason. 
 
Does anybody post this for Britney or does she do it herself? How could nobody catch her mistakes. I mean ROLL?! Bitch is always thinking about food.  
 
Source: TMZ
 
Thanks Info
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 5
 
Britney Spears spent her entire 4th with a mystery man. The two hung out at the Four Seasons hotel and the dude drove her home.  Could be someone on her staff, could be a new lover boy…who knows?
 
All I know is that if she's hitting that, he better have good dick to make up for that mug.  
 
 
Source: INF Daily
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 5
 
According to Star Magazine, Britney Spears put her literary skills to good use by writing her mother a heartfelt poem. Brit Brit is still pissed off at her mother for "pushing her" into rehab. The poem is entitled "Dear Mama" and I'm sure this is the first of many amazing Spears poems. Someone get this ho a book deal already!
 
A source said that the poem says “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child."
 
Britney delivered the poem along with a legal letter to her mother last week. She told her mother ‘Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,’” a source told Star.  “Then she got into her car and drove off.  Lynne went into the trailer and broke down in tears.”
 
She also apparently gave her mother a CD of private phone conversations between Lynne Spears and KFed taken by a private investigator. In the conversations KFed and Lynne set up times that she can secretly see her grandchildren. They are in CAHOOTS! Britney is such a sly fox.
 
Damn. Britney is seriously the Jack of All Trades. Master poet, master spy. What next?
 
 

Original post by Michael K

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Jul 4
 
Britney Spears wrote an apology letter to the paparazzi agency x17 for the infamous "umbrella incident." This was the incident where she flipped out after shaving off her hair and attacked one of the cars of the paps with an umbrella. She broke on of the windows. Well, she wrote them a beautiful and touching letter.
 
Dear x17,
 
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
 
Britney
 

She spells as well as I do!  How does this bitch think these things up? It's surprising that her two retarded brain cells come up with this shit.
 
What's funny is it's probably true. A movie will come out just like this and we'll all fill (how Britney would spell it) stoopid (againt how Brit would spell it) for laughing at her. 
 
Click here to see Britney's beautiful writing
 
Image: GoftA
 

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