Looks like Britney Spears is going into the holiday weekend with a splash, having a bit of fun in her bikini out on the beach.  At least the tan helps hide some of those love chunks still hanging around.

 

Britney Spears ex-boyfriend and ex-paparazzo Adnan Ghalib was stabbed last night at a nightclub. He’s doing okay and is out of the hospital, according to JFX Online:

He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world.

My sources tell me Adnan Ghalib pulled the knife out of his arm with his own teeth. Then proclaimed to the astonished hospital staff that “Dammit, boners pills aren’t going to test themselves!” He was last seen knocking over an ambulance with his erection before pole-vaulting into the night. Give ‘em hell, kid.

Thanks to Kennedy who has a bright future in greeting cards.

Moby is apparently head over heels for Britney the blonde Predator .  He claims to actually be turned on by her physical and mental collapse. Supposedly this is what he stated to The Sun about his Britney obsession:

“She’s like this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat.”

Read the rest of the story at The Superficial

Britney Spears visited Ed Hardy offices yesterday to do some baby shower shopping for Jamie Lynn. But she also met with designer Christian Audigier to discuss a new children’s clothing line. While most people would be frightened of Britney near a sewing machine, the people at Ed Hardy were apparently drunk off their asses and decided to roll with it, according to People.

“She wants to work on a clothing line with Christian,” says Ed Hardy representative Nicole Irving, who adds, “it was a closed door meeting, but we will say that they are planning to do a children’s clothing line.” Spears sought out the former Von Dutch designer specifically to discuss the project, seeking his “flair on the line.” Irving explains, “I know the one thing she stressed, she loves and really respects Christian as a designer.”

Just what mothers of the world are clamoring for: clothing designed by Britney Spears. The girl knows fashion. Nothing says “Mommy’s little precious” like torn fishnets and Ugg boots on a two-year-old. Freaking adorable.

Photos: Flynet

The Britney Spears media juggernaut has finally come to a screeching halt. The paps have moved on to a new target who would land us all in jail if she flashed her hoo-ha. The NY Daily News reports:

“Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney” despite her imminent sitcom debut on “How I Met Your Mother,” says BuzzFoto founder Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It’s moved on to Miley.”

Somewhere Adnan Ghalib just bought a Hannah Montana poster. Only to be stabbed by a scimitar wielded by Sam Lutfi. Who was then shot by Indiana Jones. Who just wanted to know which aisle the stool softeners are in but decided to ask with bullets. Aww. Old people are freaking adorable. I should get one for around the house.

Photos: INFdaily.com

Original post by Michael K

Original post by Michael K

Original post by Michael K

Original post by Michael K

Original post by Michael K