Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip » Ashlee Simpson http://redhotscandals.com Mon, 25 Jan 2010 08:18:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ashlee Simpson is definitely pregnant http://redhotscandals.com/ashlee-simpson-is-definitely-pregnant/ http://redhotscandals.com/ashlee-simpson-is-definitely-pregnant/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:40:00 +0000 Syndicated Feed http://thesuperficial.com/2008/04/ashlee_simpson_is_definitely_p.php Thumbnail image for 0410_ashlee_simpson_engaged_00.jpg Ashlee Simpson is having Pete Wentz's baby. Us Magazine ended the speculation today that started when the couple announced their engagement last Wednesday:
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
First off, congratulations, to the happy couple. Way to prove everybody wrong and figure out the mechanics of sexual intercourse. Frankly, I'm stunned. That said, my condolences to Ashlee. Nothing short of the Jaws of Life will get that kid's chin out of your birth canal. But it's worth it for that priceless bundle of joy. I mean, really, who needs a vagina anyway? What with today's economy and all.
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Ashlee Simpson is having Pete Wentz’s baby. Us Magazine ended the speculation today that started when the couple announced their engagement last Wednesday:

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com. The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.

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]]> http://redhotscandals.com/ashlee-simpson-is-definitely-pregnant/feed/ 0 Ashlee Simpson wears a bikini http://redhotscandals.com/ashlee-simpson-wears-a-bikini/ http://redhotscandals.com/ashlee-simpson-wears-a-bikini/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:45:00 +0000 The Superficial Staff The Sun posted these pics of Ashlee Simpson wearing a bikini in Jamaica while vacationing with Pete Wentz. I can’t tell if she’s rocking some implants but, if she is, they were probably installed at birth and confirm my long held theory about Joe Simpson: He loves America – a lot. I’m talking he wants to make love to the USA and not just “have sex.” Then they’d spoon on the couch and watch Atonement. Until Joe brings up getting implants again and they start arguing. He just wants you to look beautiful, America. But mostly in the Dakota region.

EDIT: Had to take down the images. Hit the link above to check them out.

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