Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Before I leave you staring at Lady GaGa's vagina until Monday (You're welcome, by the way.), let's take a look back at the celebrity moments that defined 2009 and weren't just naked pictures. Even though those are the real... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lady_gagas_vagina_says_adios_2.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lady_gagas_vagina_says_adios_2.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1231 GaGa Vagina/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1231_lady_gaga_vagina_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lady_gagas_vagina_says_adios_2.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1231 GaGa Vagina/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1231_lady_gaga_vagina_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lady_gagas_vagina_says_adios_2.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1231 GaGa Vagina/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1231_lady_gaga_vagina_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lady_gagas_vagina_says_adios_2.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1231 GaGa Vagina/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1231_lady_gaga_vagina_03.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lyI7b80hjIYB9GGbdT6iYoUQcY/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lyI7b80hjIYB9GGbdT6iYoUQcY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lyI7b80hjIYB9GGbdT6iYoUQcY/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9lyI7b80hjIYB9GGbdT6iYoUQcY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/pheRym1SnrY" height="1" width="1"/

Years from now when we're huddled in old cars hiding from our robot overlords, I'll turn to the frightened family who traded me some boots for a can of beans and say "I knew this was coming the moment... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/we_are_doomed_as_a_society.php"...read full story/a br / pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zz3Guq1gdyCs_cwSIlhP_m4oYXc/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zz3Guq1gdyCs_cwSIlhP_m4oYXc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zz3Guq1gdyCs_cwSIlhP_m4oYXc/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/zz3Guq1gdyCs_cwSIlhP_m4oYXc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/LOHqQ1eHRfI" height="1" width="1"/

1. RIHANNA Posted: 5/8/2009 When these photos hit the Internet and Rihanna stupidly confirmed them to be the real deal, they literally destroyed every single post on this countdown. To put things in perspective, you could find a remote... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_the_rihanna_nudes.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_the_rihanna_nudes.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Rihanna/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_rihanna_nudes_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_the_rihanna_nudes.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Rihanna/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_rihanna_nudes_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_the_rihanna_nudes.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Rihanna/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_rihanna_nudes_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_the_rihanna_nudes.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Rihanna/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_rihanna_nudes_03.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h7VQfpkLdhKnbLmQBErjsebQtFA/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h7VQfpkLdhKnbLmQBErjsebQtFA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h7VQfpkLdhKnbLmQBErjsebQtFA/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/h7VQfpkLdhKnbLmQBErjsebQtFA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/HaAN-_j9SY4" height="1" width="1"/

2. DITA VON TEESE Posted: 10/20/2009 I think the magic of these unreleased photos is that they were taken pre-Marilyn Manson. So if you're like me, you fantasized about attaching a flux capacitor to your penis so you can... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_dita_von_teese_go.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_dita_von_teese_go.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Dita/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_dita_lesbian_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_dita_von_teese_go.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Dita/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_dita_lesbian_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_dita_von_teese_go.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Dita/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_dita_lesbian_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/best_of_2009_dita_von_teese_go.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/2009 BEST Dita/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-2009_dita_lesbian_03.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1m6XPIWC4w24UaVzfT__yZicxSY/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1m6XPIWC4w24UaVzfT__yZicxSY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1m6XPIWC4w24UaVzfT__yZicxSY/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1m6XPIWC4w24UaVzfT__yZicxSY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/jvLeA-bBi_g" height="1" width="1"/

HULK: So, listen, the way I have sex is I hide in the bushes behind my mate's beach chair then pull her in from behind. So if I accidentally grab you instead of Jennifer, it's not my fault. I... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/brooke_hogan_in_a_bikini_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/12/1230 Brooke Hogan/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1230_brooke_hogan_bikini_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UtUU-eUf_xVGn-fl3KFkNlR6yNM/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UtUU-eUf_xVGn-fl3KFkNlR6yNM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UtUU-eUf_xVGn-fl3KFkNlR6yNM/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UtUU-eUf_xVGn-fl3KFkNlR6yNM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/vb3f0Gn3NvY" height="1" width="1"/

Video: Pacific Coast News Lindsay Lohan went shopping in New York last night where her mere presence drew a crowd so large it required the police to come out and direct traffic. Seriously, Lindsay Lohan? Considering it was 80... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/12/lindsay_lohan_mania.php"...read full story/a br / pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8s-TTygEjTHEqKJ90Nc5oLe1xSQ/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8s-TTygEjTHEqKJ90Nc5oLe1xSQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8s-TTygEjTHEqKJ90Nc5oLe1xSQ/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8s-TTygEjTHEqKJ90Nc5oLe1xSQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/vxMMIf5gcOU" height="1" width="1"/