Nov 30

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial’s traffic – And 110% of the editorial staff. (I have a conjoined twin.) – here’s a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any young Harry Potter fans accidentally stumbling… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/emma_watson_in_a_bikini.php”…read full story/a
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Nov 30

- Paris Hilton goes skiing with arms dealers which proves she’s a biological weapon for the government. [Lainey Gossip] – Carmen Electra’s leaked lesbian “sex tape” was really a viral ad. That would explain the lack of sex. [Drunken… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/alessandra_ambrosio_poses_for.php”…read full story/a
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Nov 30

Kim Kardashian posted the rest of the obviously Photoshopped pics from her QuickTrim photoshoot on her blog today. Of course, since Kim has the intelligence of a reality star who followed the footsteps of Paris Hilton, she included non-airbrushed… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/kim_khloe_kardashian_think_you.php”…read full story/a
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Nov 30

George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and surprisingly none of these pics include Clooney instructing a submissive Cindy to throw her wedding ring i a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/cindy_crawford_elisabetta_cana.php”…read full story/a
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Nov 30

On the bright side, no one ended up with a gaping hole in their face. Via TMZ: Nick Hogan was involved in a minor car accident last night in downtown Los Angeles. He was coming back from a charity… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/nick_hogan_is_still_a_fcking.php”…read full story/a
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Nov 30

Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT… a href=”http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/david_hasselhoffs_entire_famil.php”…read full story/a
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