Hollywood Scandals and Celebrity Gossip

Britney Spears debuted the video for "3" on her official blog today, and if you had any concerns about her not being able to hack it as a stripper once she drowns her career in Frappucinos and crazy, this... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/britney_spears_debuts_3.php"...read full story/a br / pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lOkHHYpiW9sV4hNEG-8yePNfwYs/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lOkHHYpiW9sV4hNEG-8yePNfwYs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lOkHHYpiW9sV4hNEG-8yePNfwYs/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lOkHHYpiW9sV4hNEG-8yePNfwYs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/wwpXIYuw7rY" height="1" width="1"/

If Heidi Spencer dressed up as Jon Kate Gosselin didn't just open the doorway to Satan's fiery butthole, then frankly, folks, I don't think anything will. Except for maybe me thinking "Damn, Kate Gosselin kinda looks hot... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/so_this_is_what_armageddon_loo.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Speidi Gosselins/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_speidi_gosselins_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Koy1q_kcmAvftFwob-LpbW5WTGs/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Koy1q_kcmAvftFwob-LpbW5WTGs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Koy1q_kcmAvftFwob-LpbW5WTGs/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Koy1q_kcmAvftFwob-LpbW5WTGs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/jOZLbBS2uXQ" height="1" width="1"/

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart probably just banged in an airplane. [Lainey Gossip] - Chelsea Handler apparently did Playboy. So now they're just trying to make people cry? Is that what's happening? Hugh Hefner's dying so we all... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/malin_ackerman_flashes_her_pan.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/malin_ackerman_flashes_her_pan.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Malin Ackerman/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_malin_ackerman_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/malin_ackerman_flashes_her_pan.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Malin Ackerman/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_malin_ackerman_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/malin_ackerman_flashes_her_pan.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Malin Ackerman/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_malin_ackerman_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/malin_ackerman_flashes_her_pan.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Malin Ackerman/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_malin_ackerman_03.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tFXWe0ROA8pyA5pRWpUa4Dqr1Iw/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tFXWe0ROA8pyA5pRWpUa4Dqr1Iw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tFXWe0ROA8pyA5pRWpUa4Dqr1Iw/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tFXWe0ROA8pyA5pRWpUa4Dqr1Iw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/ApSe9agoRoI" height="1" width="1"/

Taylor Swift is either unfathomably retarded or fell for the most elaborate Kanye West revenge scheme of all time because here she is inexplicably posing with a guy with a giant red swastika on his shirt at Katy Perry's... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/taylor_swift_poses_with_swasti.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/taylor_swift_poses_with_swasti.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Taylor Swift Swastika/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_taylor_swift_swastika_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/taylor_swift_poses_with_swasti.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Taylor Swift Swastika/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_taylor_swift_swastika_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/taylor_swift_poses_with_swasti.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Taylor Swift Swastika/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_taylor_swift_swastika_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/taylor_swift_poses_with_swasti.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Taylor Swift Swastika/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_taylor_swift_swastika_03.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZYP_Xwz3LWIhjOUsb4J_0ZoVEnM/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZYP_Xwz3LWIhjOUsb4J_0ZoVEnM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZYP_Xwz3LWIhjOUsb4J_0ZoVEnM/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZYP_Xwz3LWIhjOUsb4J_0ZoVEnM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/shbKYTEQtbk" height="1" width="1"/

Seen here conveniently riding a bike yesterday because attention whoring is in her blood, Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with DUI despite her protests that she was barely drunk. TMZ reports: Pratt's two breathalyzer tests registered .08 a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/stephanie_pratt_formally_charg.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Steph Pratt Bike/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_stephanie_pratt_bike_07.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEvzFCqjXpVnaAWfVLuSUlZxOnM/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEvzFCqjXpVnaAWfVLuSUlZxOnM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEvzFCqjXpVnaAWfVLuSUlZxOnM/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/mEvzFCqjXpVnaAWfVLuSUlZxOnM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/_GiHuwTpeTA" height="1" width="1"/

Here's Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barth's yesterday and it's almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I'm not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything... a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php"...read full story/a br / a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_00.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_01.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_02.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_03.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_04.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_05.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_06.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_07.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_08.jpg" //a a href="http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/alessandra_ambrosio_in_a_bikin_1.php" img src="http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2009/10/1029 Alessandra Bikini/gallery_thumb/gallery_thumb-1029_alessandra_bikini_09.jpg" //a pa href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VQvlB22_yHjYsq_az88BPWjQkrI/0/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VQvlB22_yHjYsq_az88BPWjQkrI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/abr/ a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VQvlB22_yHjYsq_az88BPWjQkrI/1/da"img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/VQvlB22_yHjYsq_az88BPWjQkrI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"/img/a/pimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/thesuperficial/SNxk/~4/3li_AsYsG3g" height="1" width="1"/