"They are on a holiday vacation," says Anthony's rep.Okay, I get it. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have a large Latin audience who are devout Catholics. However, c'mon, these people love Ricky Martin who's not only gay, but adopted twin babies whom the Bible says he will no doubt inject with his gayness. Yet, I guarantee his next album will go triple cayenne pepper, or whatever they use to notate musical success. [Edit: Kittens in sombreros.]
Two days ago, Lopez and Anthony met up with friends and family for dinner at Marmalade, a trendy, upscale restaurant in the old-town section of San Juan.
"Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble," the eatery's general manager, Trace Donaldson, tells E! News. "They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time."
Matt Dillon was busted last night for driving 106 mph in Vermont. The posted speed limit was 65, according to the AP.
When will the universe stop crapping on this guy? First, he loses Cameron Diaz. Then his brother Kevin becomes the big star of the family. And now he gets arrested in Vermont after slathering his naked body in maple syrup. What do you mean that wasn't in the article? You gotta read between the lines. That's why I'm the journalist, and you're the voice in my head.
Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI early this morning in Arizona after supposedly getting trashed with Michael Strahan and, no joke, Urkel, according to The Dirty. Suddenly, this news item went from boring to sad faster than you can say "Got any cheeeese?"
I have no respect for myself.
While the couple appear to be staying in separate residences, their places are just a short drive away – and are connected by a private beach perfect for long walks at sunset.JEN: I mean, I did have the #1 movie in America over the holiday. Do you think I should sleep with him? COURTENEY: Eww! Eww! No. God, no. JOHN: I'm sitting right here. JEN: No one knows for certain if all the publicity from our "relationship" helped, right? And it's not like we had a contract. COURTENEY: Exactly. JOHN: Hello? JEN: Plus, he was hanging around that Pete Wentz kid. JOHN: I'm a studio exec with lots of money and scripts catered to a strong female lead. JEN: *flashes her breasts* Dammit! It's just John. COURTENEY: Seriously, not cool. Now help me get my pants off the ceiling fan.
Aniston is making a tradition of spending the holidays with the Arquettes, having spent a festive night out with them at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills on Christmas Eve.
Darryl McCauley -- who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s -- was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.Despite the fact I'm convinced Dane Cook's movies are made for the intent purpose of interrogating terrorists, that's gotta suck finding out your own brother has been ripping you off. Wait. Didn't I hire my brother to be my accountant? Oh, shit... UPDATE: So I checked the books and all I found was a fistful of strip club receipts and a G.I. Joe. Phew. Everything's still there.
Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.
