Jul 16

Our young (very young) French, American actress is tired from Heroes and lounging around beaches, where photographers can take gorgeous high quality photos of her and whom appears to be her boyfriend:

hayden-panettiere-bikini-01.jpg

Ah to be young and happy!

hayden-panettiere-bikini-02.jpg

Those sun glasses are very bug-eyed!

hayden-panettiere-bikini-03.jpg

Classic figure, look, hair, everything. Haydn will be the next big hollywood star.

hayden-panettiere-bikini-04.jpg

These must be old, because that water looks cold!!


, , , , , , , , , and

Original post by Elliott Back

Jul 12

lachey-minnillo-sex-pictures.jpg

OK! magazine has paid $400,000 for the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photos from their vacation in Mexico. You’ll probably never see them though, since the celebrity-friendly magazine allegedly bought the photos to take them off the market. A source tells Gatecrasher:

“There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet,” says a snitch. “If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image.”

I’m pretty sure Nick Lachey doesn’t have a “squeaky-clean image”. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have an image at all. You sort of have to be famous to have an image, and if he did, it’d be “retarded ape” not “squeaky-clean.” Yeah, the sex pictures would change his career, by maybe giving him one. Right now he’s only famous for being married to Jessica Simpson. It’s like being known in high school as that kid who ate the live worms. You’re a star!

Original post by Jagger

Jul 12
 
Jessica Simpson has never had ANY plastic surgery. Well, that's what she's told Harper's Bazaar Magazine. Her sister Asshole obviously has had a ton of work, but Jess claim she hasn't had a lick.
 
She said, "I've had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real." 
 
"People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed every day of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right?" 
 
Not EVERY day. I don't think she's had any face work, but I think she's might had a little work in the chesticles. I mean, those things are so damn wonky! Someone has had to cut up in there!
 
Source: People
 

Original post by Michael K

Jul 11
 
According to Star Magazine, Britney Spears is out of control and off the wagon. They claim homegirl is back to boozing. A source claims Britney mixes it with Red Bull, so that it looks like she's drinking a booze-free beverage.
 
This source said, "On several occasions, I have seen her pouring alcohol into energy drink cans. Britney requests that her alcohol be served in carafes rather than in bottles. Once, a waitress made the mistake of bringing her a bottle.  Brit grabbed her arm and told her she couldn't be seen with it."
 
The source also said she's binge eating like there's no tomorrow and is spending her dough quicker than she's making it.
 
Basically, nothing is new.
 
Jamie Lynn is also upset with Britney, because she feels that Brit has treated their mother "cruelly."  
 
Red Bull and Vodka makes me ill!  She should do it college-style and put Red Wine in a grape juice container. 
 
Image - Splash
 
 
 

Original post by Michael K

Jul 10
 
A New Orleans radio station said they had Britney Spears' new single in hand and would play it yesterday at noon. This never happened. The single is reportedly called "Get Back" and was supposed to re-launch Britney as the Princess of Poop…I mean Pop.
 
Someone sent me a clip of a single called "Resist Me Now." It's supposed to be on Britney's album. The quality is kind of shitty, but I'm told it is her new song.
 
Click here to hear it
 
Eff a new single, I want a new reality show. Britney needs to come back to the reality world STAT! I want to see what her crazy ass is like day to day. She probably says the most prolific thing.
 
Above is Britney on her way tot he shower. No, not really, but she looks like she could use a good one.  
 
Thanks L
 
 

Original post by Michael K

Jul 9

victoria-beckham-sign.jpg

Victoria Beckham’s reps forced reporters last week to sign contracts before interviewing her which stipulated that all interviews would be used for the “sole purpose of publicizing Victoria Beckham: Coming to America.” Last month Angelina Jolie got into some trouble when she pulled the same stunt. The only difference here is that Angelina Jolie is actually famous while Victoria Beckham is, well, I’m still not entirely convinced she’s even human. I’ve built women out of piles of garbage that look more natural than her. I mean, wait, no I haven’t. That would be creepy.

Original post by Jagger

« Previous Entries Next Entries »