Brooke Hogan really hates her mom. A months-old legal document leaked today that alleges Hulk was physically and verbally abusive to his wife Linda. Brooke signed the statement, but now regrets doing so after she "learned all the facts." She says her mother pressured into signing the agreement, according to People:
Brooke's rep says: "Brooke Bollea is distressed at the latest efforts by mother Linda to fracture the family. This time they let leak out an old document that Brooke signed filled with exaggerations and fabrications about father Terry's behavior during the marriage. The months-old document was signed by Brooke at a time when she was upset with her father."Brooke is seriously grossed out by her mom's 19-year-old boyfriend and the two are not on speaking terms. And to drive that home, Brooke then threw her mom under the bus:
"I love my mother, and hope to one day reconcile with her," Brooke says. "But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it that much harder for us to ever have a relationship again."You know who I want to throw under a bus? The entire Hogan family. Also, I want the bus to constantly spray napalm, lemon juice and really pissed off wolverines. Just like the one I rode to school everyday until my parents realized, "Wait, school buses don't play Iron Maiden and get driven by a guy in a bear costume." Of course, by that time I was in college...
Angelina Jolie wasn't knocked up with twins by way of Brad Pitt's penis. Instead, she went with in vitro fertilization because nobody puts Angelina in a corner, not even nature! Unless nature looks like Billy Bob Thornton then maybe. Us Weekly reports:
"They conceived through in vitro fertilization," a well-placed source within their camp tells Us. "They both desperately wanted more babies soon."Wow. Is Brad Pitt even having sex with Angelina Jolie? Or is he locked in a room every night with a copy of Gia and some test tubes? Some guys have all the luck.
The chance of having fraternal twins at Angelina's age (33) naturally is under 1 percent; with in vitro, the chances are 25 percent.
The actress chose the procedure (which can cost around $12,000 a pop) so "she wouldn't have to deal with the stress of trying to get pregnant," the source tells Us. "She could just knock it out."
We're very aware of the popup problem and we're doing our best to figure out where the hell they're coming from. We've got a set of detectives sleuthing around so hopefully we'll get this figured out soon. Trust us, nobody hates popups more than we do. If we wanted to annoy you guys to death, we would've just gone with Plan A: calling you up and telling you we slept with your mom.
Tony is also the first to boost Jess about her body! Jessica admits that she's "packed on a few pounds but she doesn't care," the source tells OK!.So, what? This is payback for all those football games he lost? C'mon, Tony Romo, that's not cool. One day I might meet Jessica Simpson and seduce her with my
"She's loving life and isn't trying to be Daisy Duke. Besides, if Tony loves the way she looks, who is anyone else to complain?"
Anne Hathaway has been doing her best to distance herself from her ex-boyfriend con man Raffaello Follieri. She's even changed her number, and many believe she helped the FBI arrest him. But now she's getting pulled into the investigation after her private journals were confiscated during a raid of Raffaelo's apartment. I say around mid-afternoon the Internet will be soaked with tales of pale sex next to a roaring fire of hundred dollar bills while Bill Clinton watches. NY Daily News reports:
The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the Devil Wears Prada star during another raid on Follieri's $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain.January 21, 2007 Raffaello bought me a yacht made of solid gold. We make love inside a Lamborghini then discard it like a used condom. June 3, 2007 We take my yacht "The Why Don't I Question Where My Boyfriend Gets His Money" out on the sea. We make love on top of a sea turtle then discard it like a used condom. June 5, 2007 The sun fucking BURNS. Raffaello confuses me for a lobster woman then attempts to seduce me. I now have doubts about our relationship. August 12, 2007 Raffaello buys me a diamond ring the size of a Buick. But not before stopping by a church and running out with the collection plate. He's so romantic. November 23, 2007 Sorry I haven't written in so long. Raffaello and I vacationed on the moon. I met presumptive presidential candidate John McCain today. He tells me his secret recipe for barbecue, but I don't know where to find unicorn hearts and the bottled tears of children. December 25, 2007 Raffaello manned a vast hunting expedition to track down the real Santa Claus. He brings me a blanket made of his beard, carcass and coat. Love is made. Expensive items discarded like condoms. February 15, 2008 Approached by FBI agent today. Asked me if Raffaello knows the pope. I tell the agent, "No, but he likes to dress like him." He laughs then pulls out duct tape and a wire tap. It itches.
